The Toast

Jason Olive & Eddie Hughes

THE TOAST

To the Cressmans and Gillis- You Know
I thank you for the MoJo
It’s the “G’s” 40th and though we feel like death
We are happy to be back Sunday, Taking our last breath
To Dana & RB, what a blessed introduction
to this weekend without reason or function

The tourney was started by the Vikings and Comets
After 40 years, where’s the Cold Duck and Vomit?

The hung Mr. Kitto with Zinch’s of smarts, still wearing the TuTu with your tiny JuJu, We love you for sure but your game is PuPu.
The Gillis is old but Machado is older, you need to start selling Gillis Gut Holders.
Kantor, stop laughing, you’re first in line, a belly like that at only 39.
Denny’s the man who takes all the photos, inspired by the beach and the BurningMan Homos.
Sean Icazza you’re just so cool, how the hell did you get a son who’s older than you?
J-Rod you know you’re gonna get yours, you short little Mexican, just 3 feet from the floor.
What happened to Rooster? He had such great hands, 30 lbs. later he’s playing back row on Stutzel’s 6-Man.
This whole toast was written at P.O.W.’s today, the town where it started was Playa del Rey.
So all raise a glass to 40 years past and 40 more to come, To Gillis, to Gillis, It’s still #1.

THE GNOME SONG

If you’re a first-timer don’t be confused by it all, The drunk people, and all the naked dudes
If this is #40, how old does that make Steve, He’s got to have hip problems & take alot of Aleve
He’s been such a great man, we thought we’d offer, to go on dates with both of his daughters

CHORUS: Jello Shots & Hyperion Poo, we play in the Hoffy, not even the PLUS, and still have never won
and neither will Lebron james, or the Heat, so SUCK IT Miami, the Lakers will 3-Peat!

Even though there is only 2 Gnomes, we call it our wolf pack
We see all of your faces and we know what you think
that we are not real men cuz real Gnomes don’t wear pink
We have heard all the rumors and thought we’d let you know
that these aren’t cucumbers, IT’S ALL GNOME!
Guess it feels like home and that’s a fact.

Know one knows what it’s like to be called a Gnome with suspenders and pointy hats
No one knows what it’s like to be called a Gnome, or Drunk Dwarfs and Fairy Boys.

If you leave your beer unguarded you can kiss them goodbye
If you weren’t at Gillis last, we’ll steal your girlfriend and drink your beer

Does anyone else who’s listening to Machado think to themselves
who gave that guy the Mic?

Is anyone else here to BEAT WHITEY? cuz we freakin’ can’t
and if Shorty was only taller he might actually get to play

So ALL raise your glasses to our story, and to Gillis 40!