38th Gillis Toast
Ed Hughes and Jessie Webster
It's Gillis 38 and we've all been here before
The Gillis keeps rolling..let's shoot for 38 more!
We've lost a good friend, Robert's memory we'll cherish
The passion he brought us will never perish
In last year's finals the Icaza's were humbled
It took only 6 points before they totally crumbled
Sean and Dana are now married... He now keeps his ish in his pants
Maybe he'll win again...nope, not a chance
Last year's wardrobe malfunction wasn't staged, it was real
And as most of you saw, believe me it was just no big deal
The Wheeler Posse did their dancing and there was Twister by Ebba's crew
Some skits got a bit racey so Dave and Veronica said we're through
The Gillis keeps evolving with so many kids courts that it's now G Rated
So let's bring back the Duck that so many out-of-towners hated
And as far as you SuperHoffy pine riders, is it that in the open you simply can't hang?
Or are you playing for the cheap glory and you are there cuz you can't bang
I finally got my G and gave Jesse his best chance
All those jelly bellys and Jager Bombers, well, I'm sooo sorry Lance
Eddie has been playing this game way before I began dating
but finally after 8-2nds, he finally got his G Rating
What the hell ever happened to Mike Kerker who's in another state?
Tell that man to suck it up, find a calendar and mark the G date
Or maybe Paul and Carla can get a hold of that turkey, nope...
they are dead tired of chasing Colin who's going Bizerky
Some support McCain and others Obama
But the ticket we are punching is the Gillis Red Hot Mamas
We've got to thank those Cressmans and all the champions they have crowned
But pay Dave in cash cuz (shhhh) the IRS is sniffing around
To my wife Sara and son griffin, thanks for supporting the Gillis tradition
G is for Gillis but also for Griffin,
a new Gillis baby for a new G-eneration
Thanks Denny and Sean for your help with the roast
So many cocktails to write a hall of fame toast
What we all do this weekend we may regret but it won't kill us
Cuz what happens at the Gillis, STAYS at the Gillis
We're here at the G so let's all raise a glass
to athletes in Beijing... GO KICK SOME ASS!
Let's toast to the friends that are no longer with us
Let's play some good ball and have fun at the Gillis.
