Jesse Webster & Josh Cannon
2-Man Champs 2016
TRADITIONAL GILLIS RULES
- Drink until you pass out on the court.
- Don’t cry when you lose to an overweight player who only plays once a year.
- ALWAYS start and end each day with a BLOODY at POW.
- Love your Gillis neighbors.
- Invite your hottest cousin so they can marry someone in the Gillis family.
- EVERYONE in the finals must wear Speedos, have 5 shots of Tequila & 5 shots of Cold Duck.
- Automatic 5 point deduction in each game you don't have a costume.
- Gillis Kings & Queens are law, and rule ALL of the Gillis people. We MUST obey.
- Everyone MUST kiss the Cressmans & G Rated Champs.
- If you can't out-drink us and can't out-play us, take a seat and dream you could be us.
LONG LIVE THE GILLIS!